Brew's Art n Stuff

Here's My Arts N Stuffs!

A deer with wool like hair rides a flying candy cane. He clutches a food delivery satchel in one hand. A cartoon clam stares in awe towards their destination.
Clam gets to see the world before the eventual shuckening.
A cat in clown accessories and ill fitting overalls is eating a luxiurious icecream bejeweled with riches. He cries while eating, the ghost of all the money he spent floating upwards to the heavens.
So rich, so creamy, so... expensive!
A bird lizard guy says: Dang gurl you like like this?
Drek-sona, now with ears!
A cat in clown accessories and ill fitting overalls looks at you, expectedly.
Is me!
A deer leaps forward, christmas wreath wrapped around his body. A cat with a butterfly net looks on.
Is this deer trying to hard to be flashy?
A deer poses in a forest clearing. He is wearing leather bands with jingling bells and ribbons for a festive look.
The deer is back and even flashier looking!
A straining sheep threatens to eat an apple cut into a simplistic rabbit shape. He attempts to appear hardcore by eating a totally real not an apple rabbit.
He is totally hardcore! See him eating that totally not an apple rabbit???
A fox in tattered christmas elf clothes named Dozer is standing asleep on a conveyer belt. A cat in immaculate elf clothes named Chipper waves at him as he passes by.
Dozer and Chipper are both Christmas Elves. One of them is the essential example of a Christmas Elf. Can you guess which?
A deer in fantasy hero clothes poses beneath a banner on a forested hill. Errand Adventures: Get thee to an apothecary. Acquire mana food of the gods.
Translation: Go get medicine from pharmacy and buy $5 biggie deal at Wendy's :3c
The fantasy hero deer is round and fat from eating the Wendy's. He looks contented.
I lost a dollar and almost couldn't afford the wendy's owo Luckily I had a few coins in my wallet too. I basically fell asleep once I got home ^w^
The fantasy hero deer is now dressed as a cultist. He bows on the floor to a wavy dagger. A magic circle glows with a sinister light beneath and around them. SIDE QUEST: Beg for replacement to your seal of mammon.
I lost my seal of mammon. Translation: debit card. I ordered a new one. It'll arrive in a week. :3
A meme redraw. A rabbit holds a leash in each hand. One connects to a dog, the other to cat. The cat and dog scowl at each other. The rabbit is labeled My Dumb Ass Self. The dog is labeled: Wanting to be happy and pull my own weight. The cat is labeled: Only motivated by pain avoidance, while in pain.
When will I stop being a dumbass...